This Amuses Me, And Then Some

Ha!!!

Not exactly sure if it was a hearing, or she got an attorney or what happened, but I was informed by DH yesterday that NMIL cannot boot the Family out of their house. She has no grounds. Doesn't matter if she had a contract with them to fix the basement by June 1. They are fixing the place up, treating it well and have continued to pay their payments each month.

She did NOT get her way. Still not sure what the Family will do. Stay and continue to have to deal with her as the "owner" until they can get a normal loan and buy her out or dump the house and run.

Either way, so glad she was told NO!

She is trying to torment DH again though. She "requested" his presence yet again to show her how to upload pictures and sell something on Ebay like he's shown her 15 TIMES before. The request was just a stunt to get him over there. When he got there, NMIL had all her jewelry out spread out all over the place. She does this occasionally. She loves to look at it and it must make her feel good. Once he arrived, NMIL made the announcement: "I've decided that NOBODY is getting any of my jewelry. I'm demanding that you and Crusty (DH's sister) sell all the jewelry and then give the funds to the charity of my choice."

So?

Nobody gives a rats ass about her jewelry but her. I have no sentimental attachment to her or anything she has. Most of it is her style jewelry picked up in garage sales and estate sales. Not saying the pieces aren't worth anything, but she collects for the sake of saying she bought an expensive piece for .25 cents. It means NOTHING. Her own daughter wears no makeup, and barely any jewelry. Why she thinks anyone cares is all in her own mind.

Once DH got home and got off the phone with his sister who he told about their mother's new declaration, he and she had a good laugh. DH and Crusty are the only ones in the will besides the grandchildren (and likely not mine). Furthermore, DH is most likely the executor. They've already agreed that she's going to be dead!! WTF is she going to do to make sure they comply? I agree with this since the attorney isn't going to oversee what happens. He'll accept whatever they say anyway. Who's to know what's in her freaking jewelry pile? Who's to say they don't remove what they want, and sell the rest of the shit? The bitch will be DEAD. If nobody complains how the estate is divided, the attorney isn't going to give a RIP. That's why there are executors. Which will be MY HUSBAND. I've been through this process with both of my parents, and with Jon's dad. I know how involved the attorney gets. Not very. I also have worked as a paralegal for a trust and estates attorney. I know the process. Even better, NMIL has a "Living Trust" which she thinks she's so damn smart for having because that means nothing has to go through probate, which only makes it easier for DH and his sister to whatever they want with it anyway because as soon as she dies the trust immediately reverts ownership to the beneficiaries without probate. She's so smart she's screwed herself!

This is the one time the cock sure narcissist is so convinced she's going to get her way, even when she's dead, that she doesn't realize how her sick wishes have already been screwed over.

This amuses me.